Talk:Crusch Lulu/@comment-2606:6000:6203:F400:6CB0:61BA:1E57:43E8-20170829004533/@comment-644793-20180123182547

" What part of undead skeleton with no genitals do those dumbass female characters who may or may not even be attracted to ainz do they not F$!*%@#g understand? "

Well Albedo and Shalltear are justified at least. Albedo was programmed by Momonga to be head-over-heels in love with him as a joke, and Shalltear is a necrophiliac sadomasochist who probably doesn't care, she just wants Daddy Ainz to punish her for being a bad girl.

As for Crusch, it should be noted that not everyone knows Ainz like we do. To the Lizardman, he is a being on the level of a god with motives they cannot even begin to comprehend. It is entirely possible they may think he can change his form to conjure up a boner for himself. There are plenty of real-world mythologies that have gods raping mortals (Zeus seemed to do that just about every day), so it's entirely possible Lizardmen culture has tales like this too.