Talk:Ainz Ooal Gown/@comment-87.59.123.61-20161017180709/@comment-27343892-20161021150454

@Septan: Yeah, I know without some crazy shenanigans a vampire like Shalltear shouldn't be able to have children. I can just see Albedo lording it over Shalltear is she ever bears race-changed Ainz' child.

Albedo: "You might be his wife too, but since >I< bore his child, that automatically makes me his primary wife. Too bad you're undead, huh?"

Shalltear: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOUR LOGIC IS SCREWY JUST LIKE YOU!!! HIS TRUE FORM IS UNDEAD JUST LIKE ME SO I'M BETTER SUITED TO BEING HIS PRIMARY WIFE!!!" (all caps because she's yelling at the top of her lungs lol)

argument continues. Everyone else is just like "yup, another day at the office"