Talk:Philip/@comment-107.167.108.183-20161016200817

The Sorcer Kingdom would like to announce the sale of our first harvest of fresh and succulent Philip. Organically grown without antibiotics, pesiticde, or preservatives, Philip will tantalize your taste buds in whatever cuisine. Just a quick bonk on the head and your Philip is ready for any form of cooking. Storage is easy as Philips are domestically trained and will believe and obey any orders given.