Isekai Quartet 2 Episode 07

'''Excitement! Physicals Day' (興奮！しんたいそくてい Kōfun! Shintaisoku tei) is the seventh episode of Isekai Quartet 2''. It was first broadcasted on February 25, 2020.

Summary
The episode starts with physicals taking place at school, with Vanir measuring the weights of the male student from Class 2. While on the scale, Mare Bello Fiore asks Vanir if he is any different, only for Vanir to tell him that he's still the same weight as last time and that he's still tiny with comically oversized ears. Earlier in the day, Ram and Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov are shown walking in the hallway when they are approached by Pandora's Actor. Ram initially wishes to ignore the Doppelgänger, but since he is a colleague of Roswaal L Mathers, she decides to hear what Pandora's Actor has to say. However, Pandora's Actor's attention is diverted to Ivanovna's uniform, noting it to be stylish. He inquires if Ainz Ooal Gown has made any comments on her uniform. The two then excuse themselves from the teacher, with Ram having a sinister smirk on her face upon learning this tidbit of info about Ainz's tastes. During class, Darkness notices a change in Ram and asks if anything is wrong, but is only responded with an evil smirk. Erich von Rerugen informs Class 2 of physicals that afternoon. Girls will go to the nurse's office and will be overseen by members of the student body in charge of medical team, who happen to be Rem and Shalltear Bloodfallen, while the boys will be in the gym and will be managed by Naofumi Iwatani from Class 1. Satou Kazuma is disappointed that he won't be able to peek at any of the girls. The other male students goad Kazuma to try and do it, playing on his ego and luck.

In the nurse's office, Rem uses her ball and chain to restrain Albedo and Shalltear to prevent them from going to the gym to spy on Ainz. The two try to convince Rem to let them go, with the promise of her chance to see Natsuki Subaru's body. Rem agrees that is a wonderful idea, but declines, stating that now is not the time and that she wishes to eventually give him a private physical exam, with Albedo and Shalltear interested in doing the same to Ainz.

Back in the gym, Cocytus wonders if Subaru is not interested in sneaking to the nurse's office, but Subaru claims that he is not the type to sneak around. Julius Juukulius, who is watching from afar, smiles at how Subaru is acting more as a knight. The Floor Guardian then turns his question to Matheus Johan Weiss, who states his team is more interested in having fun than peeking at the girls. Subaru guesses that it's because of their fear of Tanya von Degurechaff, though Weiss states that Tanya doesn't care of such things as it doesn't violate military code. The others in his battalion agree before they are interrupted by Iwatani, who orders Tanya's underlings to get on the scale for measurement. Meanwhile, in the nurse's office, Rem is handling an eye exam for Megumin, who blocks her only remaining eye, which is not covered by her eyepatch with a spoon, rendering her unable to see the fine print. Tanya tells her to stop acting like a child, but Megumin criticizes that Tanya shouldn't judge her as she herself is younger. Megumin holds the belief that she is cool and that Ainz would agree, shocking Tanya.

In a flashback, Pandora's Actor commented on Megumin's eye patch while she was with Vooren Grantz, calling it cool. He notices that it's no ordinary eye patch, which the mage confirms, as it helps to seal her power. He responds with the phrase "Der Alte würfelt nicht!," which enthralls Megumin, who demands to know what it means. Pandora's Actor confesses that his creator, Ainz Ooal Gown, taught him that phrase and has the same tastes as him. This conversation leads Megumin to believe that Ainz thinks she is cool and fit to be her rival. Tanya, in the present, believes that she must reevaluate her opinion of Ainz.

After the physicals are done, Wiz thanks them for their participation and has the girls return to class before leaving school. A sudden wailing emerges from outside the nurse's office, revealing it to be Kazuma crying that he missed out on seeing the girls.

Back in the classroom, Albedo approaches Ainz and declares to know his tastes and not Megumin. Ainz is confused at the situation, but Megumin interrupts, stating that those that stare into her eyes, she will see into their souls and laughs. Unbeknownst to everyone in the classroom, Ram also smiles silently.

In Order of Appearance

 * Mare Bello Fiore
 * Ainz Ooal Gown
 * Demiurge
 * Vanir
 * Ram
 * Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov
 * Pandora's Actor
 * Erich von Rerugen
 * Puck
 * Megumin
 * Emilia
 * Chomusuke
 * Vooren Grantz
 * Aqua
 * Cocytus
 * Darkness
 * Wilibald Koenig
 * Tanya von Degurechaff
 * Rhiner Neumann
 * Albedo
 * Rem
 * Beatrice
 * Matheus Johan Weiss
 * Satou Kazuma
 * Natsuki Subaru
 * Aura Bella Fiora
 * Shalltear Bloodfallen
 * Naofumi Iwatani
 * Wiz
 * Julius Juukulius
 * Filo
 * Sebas Tian
 * Tuareninya Veyron (Cameo)
 * Wilhelm van Astrea

Locations

 * School

Play Notes

 * For the girls, Wiz is seen as the girl's nurse. In the episode, she fails to accurately measure the heights of Tanya and Filo due to their cowlicks.
 * "Der Alte würfelt nicht" is a famous phrase by Albert Einstein, which means "God doesn't roll dice."
 * Tuareninya Veyron makes a small appearance in a photo that Sebas Tian shows Wilhelm.